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Song Parodies -> "Poon Giver"
Original Song Title:
"Moon River"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Andy Williams
Parody Song Title:
"Poon Giver"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtl
The Lyrics
Unabashedly inspired by TJC's Tune Shiv'er. One good "twist" desrves another, right? .... *Really* busy day coming; please forgive me if I don't acknowledge comments until late, but all are appreciated and I'll get back when possible.
Poon giver
What a lovely smile
In canine (doggie) style, we lay
No "O" faker
Cure blue-ache-r
Whatever your doin'
We're scr*win' you're way!
Too swift: her;
Off, 'n 'Round the World
My flagpole full unfurled
For thee
We're after the same
Happy end
Ev'ry way you bend
My suckle-berry friend
Poon giver
And me!
Poon Giver
No walk down the aisle
You're very versatile
In play
Wet-dream-maker
Not heart-breaker
Whatever you're showin'
Is flowin' my way
Mood lifter
Skilled, "baton" is twirled
Your long, dark hair is swirled
'Round me
Hereafter, no dame
Fain, contend
Or our love, transcend
My m*st*rb*ating, end!
Poon Giver,
Is she!
Praised be the generous and merciful! © 2009 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com
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lol...you ol' romantic wordsmith, you sure can craft some funny / naughty lines
Tune scriv'ner Always brings a smile! As ever, completely over the top and slyly penned for an uber-slick 'suckle berry' happy ending! Just too damn funny, TT... now if you'll pardon me, I'm gonna slink off and quietly rename my poor offering, "Noob's Rigor"....
alvin: but not spell my own name, apparently.... thanks friend. it's been resubbed for friday so it'll link properly to my page, just so ya know.
TJC: But yours was the inspiration for this! ... or didja not read the intro :D :D :D. anyway, yours was great, and thanks for v/c.
TJC: But yours was the inspiration for this! ... or didja not read the intro :D :D :D. anyway, yours was great, and thanks for v/c.
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