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Song Parodies -> "Moon Sliver"
Original Song Title:
"Moon River"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Andy Williams
Parody Song Title:
"Moon Sliver"
Parody Written by:
Patrick McWilliams
The Lyrics
A couple weeks ago a not particularly attractive woman walked in the store. She was wearing tight stretch pants that left about an inch of the cleft of her buttocks exposed. Stuff like that happens. The next day she came in wearing different pants, same exposure. I guess that's her style, just like the guys who wear their pants low so you can read the logos on their boxer shorts. I'm sure someone has done this topic before. I didn't look, so this parody is strictly mine.
Moon Sliver, major breech of style
I saw you in the aisle today
Those two shakers, those half acres
Wherever you waddle, they're bouncing away
Twin crescents, peeking at the world
I spotted them and hurled, to see
You're showing your top cleft, rear end
Didn't have to bend
I chuckled with my friend, Moon Sliver, dear me!
Moon Sliver, straining at your clothes
Pants tight as pantyhose, reveal
No sense making, no care taking
Indifferent to cover what you should conceal
Moon phases, orbit through the door
Your crack in view once more, your hips
Your aft's bare the same way again
A gaffe? You can't pretend
This task I'd recommend, Moon Sliver, eclipse!
I saw you in the aisle today
Those two shakers, those half acres
Wherever you waddle, they're bouncing away
Twin crescents, peeking at the world
I spotted them and hurled, to see
You're showing your top cleft, rear end
Didn't have to bend
I chuckled with my friend, Moon Sliver, dear me!
Moon Sliver, straining at your clothes
Pants tight as pantyhose, reveal
No sense making, no care taking
Indifferent to cover what you should conceal
Moon phases, orbit through the door
Your crack in view once more, your hips
Your aft's bare the same way again
A gaffe? You can't pretend
This task I'd recommend, Moon Sliver, eclipse!
For last year's encounter, see "Pull 'em Up". Eclipse=cover up the moon
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Very creative and funny- 555!!!
What Rob said. I thought it was going to be about mooning from a deck and getting a sliver. Hmmmmmmmm!
This title fits into the WITOT cagegory,(Wish I'd thought of that)...Like John said, I didn't think it was going to be about that type of moon. I took it literally, you know, a sliver of the moon...very good job..extra funny lines
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