Why'd she send that lonely twee-ee-ee-eet?

My girlfriend sent a lonely tweet
On Twitter, now I just can't eat
I must count sheep to fall asleep
Darn her and that lonely twee-ee-ee-eet..

She could have told me by email,
And kept it private, this sad tale
I followed her, now I'll retreat
Hard to face her lonely twee-ee-ee-eet

Whole world read that lonely note,
That she dumped me, her guy
I'm poisoned with no antidote
Gertrude, you're rude and sly...

I read and read that lonely tweet
And think about her thoughtlessness
Now, on the bus, won't save her seat
She's so mean and indiscree-ee-ee-eet

Darn her, she can kiss my fee-ee-ee-eet !
Scrapped me for a guy named, Pe-e-e-ete