-> "Go Pet Me, Ease My Morning Wood"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"
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Parody Song Title:
"Go Pet Me, Ease My Morning Wood"
The Lyrics
Maybe, use a helping hand to wow
It’s daytime, I seem a little sad
But won’t you show that we can still thrive, amaze and be changin’
Just string along, you’ll squeal you’re glad
I’m just a troll with some tensions that stood
Reward, squeeze, go pet me, ease my morning wood
You go and try, maybe, a slow chablis
Use a toy and start to ride
And then climb my dreams, pat, sprawl, I’m in no hurry
And bend your mound, agree another ride
I’m just a troll with some tensions that stood
Reward, squeeze, go pet me, ease my morning wood
Don’t try steam wedgie, or flaunt your big toe
Chat or contravene to fake a shout or two
Fife is a throbbin’ and I fret my flair
Your pats will bring my lever scene in view
Cause I’m shoving’ Oh,
Oh, oh, oh, baby – Oh too slow, I’m fumin’
I’m in knots, like in a lather, gone
Sometimes I grind my swell or I’m jetting
With mulish grin, transmittal – skimpy thing is done
But, I’m just a troll with some tensions that stood
Reward, squeeze, go pet me, ease my morning wood
Yes,I’m just a troll with some tensions that stood
Reward, squeeze, go pet me, ease my morning wood
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