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Song Parodies -> "Kerry Kerry"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar Sugar"

Original Performer:

Archies

Parody Song Title:

"Kerry Kerry"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

Kerry
Money, Money
You Are A Senator
And You Got Us Wanting You
Money
Kerry, Kerry
You Are A Senator
And You Got Us Wanting You

I Just Can't Believe You Are Running For President
(I Just Can't Believe It's True)
I Just Can't Believe George Bush Is Your Running Mate
(I Just Can't Believe It's True)

Kerry
Money, Money
You Are A Senator
And You Got Us Wanting You
Money
Kerry, Kerry
You Are A Senator
And You Got Us Wanting You

When I Heard Of You, I Knew You Would Beat George Bush
(I Knew You Would Beat George Bush)
All Of These Months Of Looking For A Stupid Push
(Looking For A Stupid Bush)

Make George Bush Lose Honey
Make George Bush Lose Baby
You'll Be President, Yeah Yeah Yeah
Make George Bush Lose Yeah
Make George Bush Lose Honey
Make George Bush Lose Baby
You'll Be President, Yeah Yeah Yeah
Make George Bush Lose Honey

Oh, Kerry
Money, Money
You Are A Senator
And You Got Us Wanting You
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Johnny D - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually, that line about George Bush being John Kerry's running mate is at the very heart of this parody's Zen-like hilarity! Another great Zen parody, Jessy. You Are The Zen Master Of Amiright.
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
That's Like The 12th Time You Said That.
Arwen - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I want to know more about you, GBHD...where are you from? What do you do?
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Jessy Leppert (AKA GBHD), New Jersey And A Autistic Bowler.
Arwen - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay. I just wondered if there was like an GBHD orientation that I missed or something...because Johnny always calls you Jessy...and I'd never seen where that was mentioned. I wondered if you guys knew each other in real life.

So...what's your bowling average?
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
125
Arwen - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Cool...and your name...(GBHD)...does it reference anything in particular? Or...just something random?
Kristof Robertson - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Best thing you've done, Jessy...555

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