Song Parodies -> "Cheney's Fool"

Original Song Title:

"Chain of Fools"

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Original Performer:

"Cheney's Fool"

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The Lyrics

Based on an idea by Bob Gomez... and a much worse idea by Dick Cheney (punishing Joe Wilson by "outing" his wife, Valerie Plame).

Chain, chain, chain...
(chain, chain, chain)
chain, chain, chain...
(chain, chain, chain)
chain, chain, chain...
(chain, chain)
Cheney's fool!

For five long years
Scooter was the Veep's man.
But we found out
he belongs now in chains.
Oh, we got him where we want him!
His idea was for fools.
Treated Joe Wilson mean.
To Valerie he was cruel.

Chain, chain, chain...
(chain, chain, chain)
Cheney's fool!

Libby in chains
might drive Dick to drink!
The reasons for goin' to war
they're all losin' their strength!
Oh, babe.

(Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!)
Shoulda left the Wilsons alone.
(Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!)
Doncha hurt their happy home.
(Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!)
Spin doctors say "Take it easy!"
(Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!)
Oh, but your lyin' is just too strong.
Now we're on to you!

Chain, chain, chain...
(chain, chain, chain)
chain, chain, chain...
(chain, chain, chain)
chain, chain, chain...
(chain, chain, chain, chain)
Cheney's fool!

Well, last Friday morning
the chains were on you!
Who will you tattle on
to avoid an orange jumpsuit?
Oh, babe!

Chain, chain, chain...
(chain, chain, chain)
chain, chain, chain...
(chain, chain, chain)
chain, chain, chain...
(chain, chain, chain, chain)
Cheney's fool!

Chain, chain, chain...
(chain, chain, chain)
chain, chain, chain...
(chain, chain, chain)
chain, chain, chain...
(chain, chain)
Cheney's fool!
(repeat 'til fade)

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Ravyn Rant - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment

To above: oh, please. Go brownnose Rush Limbaugh or something. Michael - nice job! Favorite line: "Libby in chains might drive Dick to drink..." from your keyboard to God's ears! 555

ChuckyG - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment

FYI: People who post entire news articles from other sites in the comments section of parodies, will see theis messages erased. Think for yourself and express an opinion, don't post other people's opinions.

alvin rhodes - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment

fun to sing along to...5s

John Barry - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment

I won't post an article, but I'll paraphrase a snippet from Tina Fey on SNL: "Having the name Scooter in prison. . .priceless!" Nice job, Michael.

Ravyn Rant - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment

For clarity's sake, the comment about brownnosing Rush Limbaugh was directed at the poster of the deleted article.

AFW - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment

No link missing in this Cheney parody..5's

carol - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Cheney's fool should have stayed in school 555

ChuckyG - November 06, 2005 - Report this comment

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