-> "Reject"
Original Song Title:
"Respect"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Reject"
The Lyrics
ooh...wit, you want
ooh...baby, i got
ooh...wit, you need
ooh...don't you know i got it ?
ooh..if its lackin'
ooh..if so, you're gonna reject
what's with this poem ? (not a bit of wit)
hey baby (not a bit of wit)
what's with his dome ? (not a bit of wit)
mister (not a bit of wit)
i don't wanna do it wrong (ooh)
wreck the song
ain't gonna take me long (ooh)
just one more stanza
if its slackin' (ooh)
if so you're gonna reject
what's with this poem ? (not a bit of wit)
baby (not a bit of wit)
what's with his dome ? (not a bit of wit)
i ain't gonna write you
tunes that ain't funny
you won't be laughin' in return, honey
oh, all you other authors
claim its all corn (just a..just a..just a...just a)
yeah baby (just a...just a..just a...just a)
give it your scorn
yeah (not a bit of wit)
ooh...i'm missin'..ooh
meter is funny..ooh
and guess what ?...ooh
its way too punny...ooh
gee, it looks like a 'two' for me
so give it to me
ream me a hole (re...re...re...re)
yeah baby (re...re...re...re)
go on, boo me
reject...(not a bit of wit)
boy, this gets old...(just a little bit)
yeah (just a little bit)
P-E-R-F-E-C-T...find the abnormalities
P-E-R-F-E-C-T..take out..typos, please
(oh squawk it to me...squawk it to me
squawk it to me..squawk it to me)
you're gonna reject (not a bit of wit)
(squawk it to me...squawk it to me
squawk it to me..squawk it to me)
whoa, baby (not a bit of wit)
you're gonna suspect (not a bit of wit)
uninspired (not a bit of wit)
keep on writin (not a bit of wit)
i'm runnin' out (just a little bit)
of rhymes, here (just a little bit)
and this ain't flyin'
(re re re re re re rere) reject (not a bit of wit)
hey (not a bit of wit)
(fades)
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How Funny: | 4.5 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.5 | |
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