Ooh
This is wrong (ooh)
Cute little frog (ooh)
Small a-and gree-een (ooh)
But I have to slice it (ooh)?
Now I'm retchin' (ooh)
Why do I have to dissect him? It's too gross (really makes me sick)
Poo-oor froggy (want to let you live), want to say no
(Can't opt out of this) Bullshit (forced to deal with this)

Tell me, what will I lea-earn cuttin' frogs
I can't read books on (ooh)? Cause I don't wanna (ooh)
Do the slicin' (ooh)
No, I refuse to dissect the poor frog, no (just comes off as sick)
Froggy (too attached to it), just let him go (dead already? Ick)
Yeah (that makes me more sick)

This learnin' setup really just bugs me
I don't care if you yell loud and flunk me
Cause I won't do this horseshit
I said it: no (if you'd, if you'd, if you'd, if you'd)
Poor froggy (if you'd, if you'd, if you'd, if you'd)
Would send him home (if you'd let him live)
Yeah (cause this just seems sick)

Ooh, go take this (ooh)
Scalpel and shove it (ooh)
Where, you ask (ooh)?
Where else? Your buttocks
Come on ev'ryone, who's (ooh) with me?
I'm not gonna put up with this, no (di-, di-, di-, di-)
Poor froggies (di-, di-, di-, di-)
I'm gonna leave (dissect, I'm not doin' it)
Cause this is gross now (seven kinds of squick)

D-I-S-S-E-C-T
I won't cut into froggies
D-I-S-S-E-C-T
Who agrees with me?
Oh (save the froggies, save the froggies, save the froggies, save the froggies)
Not gonna dissect (save the froggies, save the froggies, save the froggies, save the froggies)
No-o-o, mate (I'm not doin' it)
I won't dissect (I ain't slicin' shit)
Filled with ire (rage is boilin' quick)
I'm despisin' (it's disgustin' shit)
This lesson that you're pushin' (heinous syllabus)
My anger's risin' (just a little ticked)
Di- (-sect), di-, di-, di-
Let the frogs go (di-, di-, di-, di-)
Nobody's joinin' (dissect, I'm ain't doin' it)
In, where'd I go wrong (thought tenth time's the trick)?