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Song Parodies -> "Second Hand Toke"
Original Song Title:
"Second Hand Rose (Funny Girl version)"
Original Performer:
Barbara Streisand
Parody Song Title:
"Second Hand Toke"
Parody Written by:
Fred Landau
The Lyrics
Walking through Central Park now that New York City is more lenient about pot smokers (suggested by the NY Times report 9/19/2018 "New York Today: Where Are We on Weed?")
We’re getting second-hand smoke
Starting to choke
That’s what we call the - second-hand toke.
In the park while taking in the fauna
Now we’re taking in your marijuana
And when we try to escape
Your girlfriend’s second-hand vape,
She looks at us and sneers “What’s it to you?”
Til they do their studies,
They all say “Hold your tongues!”
They just say “Look, buddies,
Stay indoors with your lungs.”
So til someone dies.
From someone’s second-hand highs.
No second thought, too true!
No second thought - what’s new?
(spoken) So nu!
Starting to choke
That’s what we call the - second-hand toke.
In the park while taking in the fauna
Now we’re taking in your marijuana
And when we try to escape
Your girlfriend’s second-hand vape,
She looks at us and sneers “What’s it to you?”
Til they do their studies,
They all say “Hold your tongues!”
They just say “Look, buddies,
Stay indoors with your lungs.”
So til someone dies.
From someone’s second-hand highs.
No second thought, too true!
No second thought - what’s new?
(spoken) So nu!
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