-> "The Buffet Of The Green Soufflé"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad Of The Green Berets"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Buffet Of The Green Soufflé"
The Lyrics
Find some pullets right nearby
Steal some eggs but do not fry
You'll soon have a fine buffet
Take those eggs, make a green soufflé
Silver set sure does impress
But cooking's what you must address
One hundred whisks at least I'd say
Keep up the beat for a green soufflé
Trained to cook in that French land
Trained in cuisine that is grand
Maybe later a parfait
But now beat up the green soufflé
Slivered almonds aren't the best
Things to add, by now you'll have guessed
Put those shaved blanched nuts away
They've no place in a green soufflé
Crack then whip them to aerate
So green soufflé's sure to inflate
Like a steroids-stuffed jock's chest
Feasting then will be the best
Silver digs in, kudos expressed
"Tasty"! "Yum"! Proud, you puff up your chest
You've passed the test, you've made their day
With your winning green soufflé
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