Saw Bush on TV today saying there's no evidence Saddam had anything to do with 9-11 (Despite the fact he heavily implied it before invading Iraq.) So if Saddam was not a terrorist threat to the US, and they can't find any Weapons of Mass Destruction (Remember that was the other reason he gave for invading?) why did we invade Iraq, a war that is costing billions, has no end in sight and is killing our soldiers every day? Chickenhawks is what they call them, people like Bush who managed to avoid war themselves (Bush even skipped a year of the cushy Air National Guard post his daddy got him. Of course no Viet Cong bombers ever got past the skies of Houston, so who am I to argue with success.)but are very eager to spill the blood of young Americans for their own reasons. I'd like to know the real reasons we're in Iraq. Until then, I thought I'd give the chickenhawks a little theme music. Why... ...because I can.

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