Song Parodies -> "Creator John K."

Original Song Title:

"Sloop John B."

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Original Performer:

"Creator John K."

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The Lyrics

This is a song about the Ren and Stimpy creator who got fired by Nickelodeon.

We come to creator John K.
That Ren and Stimpy is gay
Around Orlando town we did not roam
Watching all night
They gave me a fright, oh no
Well I feel so ticked off
I want them kicked off

Chorus:
So sue off that John K's pick
See how Nick gets ticked
Call for the Nicktoons at shore
Kick them off, kick them off
I want them kicked off, hey, hey
Well I feel so ticked off
I want them kicked off

Well, first John K. got drunk
Broke into his trunk
The FBI had to come and take him away
Creator John K.
Why are you so gay?, hey, hey
Well I feel so ticked off
I want them kicked off

(Chorus)

The Nicktoons did caught them deep
Threw them away all in their Jeep
And then they took and they ate up all of John's corn
Kick them off
Why don't they kick them off
This is the worst thing they've ever been on

(Chorus)

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Whiskered Rooster - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Wow a milestone! I've never given anyone the 411 before! But enough about that... John K. being kicked off Nickelodeon and, with that, off his own brainchild R&S, was so wrong. The entire dramatic event could be a source of a really good parody. I think you're being a little vague. Sorry, but, as Mr. Horse would say, "No sir, I didn't like it."

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