Song Parodies -> "Marijuana Laws"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

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Original Performer:

"Marijuana Laws"

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The Lyrics

Well, alcohol's okay, I guess; although I get a little sick
And a caffeine buzz it ain't no fun because I just don't like to move that quick
The cough meds make me woozy, cleaning products make me dead
Buddy what I need is just a little weed to put some fun back in my head

I wish they would repeal marijuana
(Wish they would repeal marijuana)
I wish they would repeal marijuana laws

I ain't some kind of scumbag, man, I got a wife and kids you know
But is it so wrong to wanna load a bong; while I'm watching HBO?
I'm sure you are so worried that I will make my life a mess
Yeah those chemo patients need to be protected from that awful mellowness

I wish they would repeal marijuana
(Wish they would repeal marijuana)
I wish they would repeal marijuana laws

I wish they would repeal marijuana
(And kids then would not deal marijuana)
I wish they would repeal marijuana
(Once again I'd feel marijuana)
I wish they would repeal marijuana laws

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Royce Miller - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Another good parody, Claude--keep those monkeys in line

Claude Prez - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Royce...and don't worry about the monkeys; I'll raise my hand to them if I have to. And thanks for teaching me a new word today (escarole? Wasn't she the mom on "Good Times"?)

neminem - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Very nice! Whoever voted that 3 should be shot ;-)

Tim Hall - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Excellent! BTW, don't forget that Thomas Chong of Cheech and Chong fame was sentenced for bong production. This song should be dedicated to him.

John Jenkins - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Great indictment of the War on Drugs, Claude. Weed is not my thing, but enforcing marijuana laws is a big waste of taxpayer dollars and the cause of a lot of street crime.

Claude Prez - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks John (and everyone else). It hasn't been my thing either since around the time Bush Sr. was prez but of all the ones I tried, it's the only one I miss. I actually think arguing the merits or harmlessness is beside the point, but it was kind of fun to write anyway.

RickMiester - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Great job !!! Those Beach Boys should be proud.

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