Well, he finds his daddy’s car-bine
Unlocked and takes it to the school grounds
Then he saunters into the library
He has got plenty of rounds
He just can’t wait to start blasting
And drop lots of his classmates to the ground

Oh he loves guns guns guns
Thanks to daddy he is ready to slay
Guns guns guns
Thanks to daddy he’ll make dead lots today

His dad ain’t got a locker
Where all his many weapons should be found
(They should there be found, but there ain’t one around)
The kid can grab a few hundred shells, a gun then head off to the school grounds
(Off to the school grounds with a few hundred rounds)
He’s gonna blast all the teachers
After than he will mow his classmates down
(He’ll mow classmates down after teachers are downed)

Oh he loves guns guns guns
Thanks to daddy he is ready to slay
Guns guns guns
It’s his daddy that has just made his day

Well, he slew the whole throng
Thanks to dad who’s got a slew o’ guns ’round
(Thanks to dad they died, oh so many died)
Dad had no safe with lock and key
So the weapons were real easy to be found
(Thanks to dad they died, no safe to be pried)
Is dad charged with a felony?
His wrist is slapped, and there’s no gun impound
(Thanks to dad they died, but he isn’t tried)

He too loves guns, guns, guns
It’s sick daddy that has helped his kid slay
Guns guns guns
This too often’s become the family way
A lot of guns, guns, guns
It’s surely become the NRA way
Shooooooooooooooooooooot!!
Guns guns guns
That is the mantra of the NRA
Guns guns guns
Have become the NRA family way
They love their guns guns guns
First the NRA unit prays then slays