Hey look there it's old Joe B.
He's lost his memory
Slurring words wherever he goes
Something's not right
Don't think he's alright
Well, he should retire
He needs a good home

Joe Biden looks very frail
Lots of things he forgets
Climbing up stairs is a chore
Find him a home
Find him a home
A long-term care home, yeah, yeah
Well, he should retire
He needs a good home

I don't think he should run
His time in office is done
He even tried to shake hands with nothing but air
He walks too slow
He falls into a doze, yeah, yeah
Well, he should retire
He needs a good home

Joe Biden looks very frail (Biden looks very frail)
Lots of things he forgets (lots of things he forgets)
Climbing up stairs is a chore, find him a home
Find him a home
A long-term care home, he needs a home
We need to find him a home (Biden looks very frail)
Well, he should retire (Biden looks frail)
He needs a good home

As President he's not fit
Time for him to call it quits
There are many times when he fell right to the floor
He needs a good home
We need to find him a home
One thing is for sure, his memory is gone

Biden looks very frail (Biden looks very frail)
Lots of things he forgets (lots of things he forgets)
Climbing up stairs is a chore, find him a home
Find him a home
He needs a good home
Find him a home