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Song Parodies -> "Slut Clowns"

Original Song Title:

"Shut Down"

Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Slut Clowns"

Parody Written by:

Rievelation

The Lyrics

Lapdog mutts, jackboot sluts
Trunt-Muck gonna shut it down

They’re halfwit terror toasters for not-our-side
(Stooges and slut clowns)
Putin whores with mouths open wide
(Mooches and slut clowns)
Yeah, they’re fools infected with hate for the US scene
(Putin slut clowns)
Ready to give in, sell out the US team
(US-sell-out clowns)

Wacks and sluts, jackoff nuts
Muckers gonna shut it down

Declinin’ munchers avid to fellate
(Smoochin’ it lout clowns)
Vlad’s littlest strut, please-probe his smeller gate
(Stooge chewer lout clowns)
They’ll stick their tongues right up the dictators’ chinks
(Stooge loser tout clowns)
They’re a whore scourge team once-free world’s weakest links
(Stooge chewin’ mouths clowns)

Treasonous tool clowns
Mouths on rifts, spearing probes

Stoop for knobs, then they’re really startin’ to blow
On Vlad’s tool inflected their way, they start when he says so
A Fascist faction that’s sidin’ with skunks
They treasure hate, yearnin’ to have freedom sunk

Ready to explore all dictator links
(Stooges love shutdowns)
The shutdown whore-scourge team is feedin’ on orange pink
(Fuehrer, their slut clown)
They’ve got no Naz’ compunctions and think Hitler’s good
(Fools love that scum-clown)
They got their own world-wrecking Fuehrer, blitz our land they sure would
(Fools love their mutt-clown)

Sluts and trog-loving skunks
Dumb freaks gonna shut it down

Sluts in love with Musk muck
Bum reek, one of Vlad’s ass clowns

Sluttish hogs, skulking dogs
Thug freaks gonna shut it down

Slutin’ hogs, sluttin’ dogs
Country, gonna sell it out
Country, gonna tear it down

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