Song Parodies -> "Kay Bee Toy Store"

Original Song Title:

"Sloop John B."

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Original Performer:

"Kay Bee Toy Store"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

We Go To Kay Bee Toy Store
My Little Sister & Me
Around Christmastime We Did Wrong
Was Shoplifting Said I Was Sorry
Well I Feel So Terrible I Wanna Watch TV

So I Put On Finders Keepers
They Were Giving Away Prizes
And I See An Ad For Kay Bee Toy Stores
Kay Bee Toy Stores
Kay Bee Toy Stores
Well I Have To Go To Kay Bee Toy Stores

In The Ad I Saw Were Children In A Workshop
Dressed Like Toy Wooden Soldiers
Like Santa's Elves
What Are They Saying Or Doing?
Well I Have To Find Out What Are They Saying?

REPEAT SECOND VERSE

Then I Watch Double Dare With Marc Summers
Then I Saw The Same AD Again
Kay Bee Toy Store
What Are They Saying In The AD?
It's All Harvey's Fault You Talked Over It

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Michael Pacholek - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment

What song are you parodying here? 'Cause this sure as hell doesn't match "Sloop John B"!

Whiskered Rooster - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment

The pacing is not THAT bad. I only had a little trouble following what this was about. But the chaos in it at least made me smile a little, so, yes I vote 2 instead of 1 for funny too. :-)

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