[instrumental intro]


Well, he's at his dad's PC
Out to see just how much we can stand now
Seems he forgot all about his math homework
Like he told his old man now
He sets out parody-trashing
Votes and boos just as loud as he can now
And he'll vote 1-1-1
'Til his daddy takes the PC away


Well, the pros can't stand him
Though we know each one writes like an ace now
(You write like an ace, now, you write like an ace)
They'll send 'em in by the hundreds,
More laughs at a near-perfect pace now
(You write like an ace, now, you write like an ace)
The Ones Guy tries to trash us,
leaving cyber-egg on our face now
(You write like an ace, now, you write like an ace)
And he'll vote 1-1-1
'Til his daddy takes the PC away

[instrumental break]

Well, you knew all along
That your dad was getting wise to you now
(You shouldn't have tried, now, you shouldn't have tried)
And since he told your ISP
You've been whining that your fun is all through now
(You shouldn't have tried, now, you shouldn't have tried)
No, you can't trash this parody,
Chucky G might kick you off here too now
You can't vote 1-1-1
Now that Daddy took the PC away
(Straight 1's now that Daddy took the PC away)

[repeat last line to fade]