When I spotted her in class, she was hotter than a blazing inferno
(a blazing inferno, she's hotter than hot)
And the note she passed me said she really wanted me to be her beau
(hey whaddaya know now, she's hot for my bod)
It said "I think you're a hottie", and she signed the note "love, Mrs. Letourneau"
(she loves me a lot, yeah, she loves me a lot)

Oh we had fun fun fun 'til the baddies took my teacher away
(fun fun fun 'til the baddies took my teacher away)

Well the school board canned her, cause they all said she was a disgrace now
(they said she was sleazy, they said she was lewd)
My parents tried to sue them, so they canned my sweetie just to save face now
(my parents went crazy, they wanted to sue)
As far as I'm concerned, that wacky school board really should be erased now
(it's none of their business, those silly old prudes)

But we had fun fun fun
'til the baddies took my teacher away
(fun fun fun 'til the baddies took my teacher away)

Because I'm just fifteen, they said the statute said that Mary Kay raped me
(I'm only fifteen yeah, but I am a man)
But that dumb law is wrong, and she's always gonna be my old lady
(they won't separate us, cause I have a plan)
And now they'll never break us up, cause I found out that she's havin' my baby
(They can't split a fam'ly, no nobody can)

And we'll have fun fun fun, though they tried to take my teacher away
(fun fun fun, though they tried to take my teacher away)

And we'll have fun fun fun, though they tried to take my teacher away
(fun fun fun, though they tried to take my teacher away)

And we'll have fun fun fun, though they tried to take my teacher away
(fun fun fun, though they tried to take my teacher away)