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Song Parodies -> "Gross How Lizards Are Eaten By Egrets"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Wanna Know A Secret"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Gross How Lizards Are Eaten By Egrets"

Parody Written by:

vegan minstrel

The Lyrics

Want you to know how much i do love plant food
Want you to see animal food is gross fare

It’s gross how lizards are eaten by
egrets
Man that diet looks like hell
Whoa, oh, oh
Grosser…
Than a tiger eating deer
That is not just sick but queer
Whan an awful view
Ew-ew-ew-ew ew

Listen
It’s gross how lizards are eaten by
egrets
Man that diet looks like hell
Whoa, oh, oh
Grosser…
Than a lion eating steer
That is not just sick but queer
Whan an awful view
Ew-ew-ew-ew ew

I've watched egrets for a week or two
Seeing what they eat makes me spew

Listen
It’s gross how lizards are eaten by
egrets
Man that diet looks like hell
Whoa, oh, oh
Grosser…
Than a gator eating meer
That is not just sick but queer
Whan an awful view
Ew-ew-ew-ew ew

Ew-ew-ew-ew ew
Ew-ew-ew-ew ew

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