One true sleaze whore

In the end he got the call
Dr. Oz curse
Baleful blight will help make the country fall
Dr. Oz curse

Dr. Oz, worst
He’s a stooge medical scam
Ruination of the land
Thanks Oprah for this rank ham
Dr. Oz jerk

Sick? This clown will f**k you up
Dr. Oz “cures”
His knees kink to do a suckup
Dr. Oz slurps

Dr. Oz curse
He’s a scam, if you believe
His “advice” you’re gonna grieve
You’ll be dead, bereaved
Dropped under dirt

Country won’t be feeling fine
Sells us shell game snakeoil
Conning obber

He will render our national health
One of the worst
Takes money for snakeoil, ups his wealth
Dr. rob-purse

He’s a stooge medical scam
Like Doc. Phil an actor ham
For health he don’t give a damn
Dr. offjerk

Shellgame smell, his nostrums line
Unwell he will make you
Dr. Nostrums

Grifting pest that got the call
Dr. Con Us
He’ll fit right in with the maskeradehole ball
Awful-cons curse
Is gonna make the land grieve
It’s a crew of graspy thieves
We are screwed, better believe
All but some cursed