The shafting started back in school
Where he screwed his mates
He played a lot of them for fools
Then he screwed his mates
He jerked ’em around and soon they found
He stole their work the Face tool

Facebook depredations led to Meta (Merdeta)
Meta, an advocate of crime
This brand’s the worst
A banditry advocate is Meta (Merdeta)
And getting Meta was a thug’s prize

He was a shafting skunk young man
Quite early he started his scams
All lies were his words, and then his friends learned
He’d ripped ’em off, went on the lam

From Harvard it was Facebook then Meta (Merdeta)
Meta, a partner in the crimes
This brand’s a curse
A banditry advocate is Meta (Merdeta)
And getting Meta was a Trunt prize
Getting Meta to assist his rise

This dude’s a propaganda yeoman
He’s beating the drum for orange scum and all of his thugs
It’s only green that he wants to be seen
In his bulging and indulgent cache

Part of Trunt’s gambit was getting Meta (Gotcha!)
And make Zuckerberg toe the line (and get lips pursed)
A big bin o’ bills he got from Meta (Many!)
And dreadful Meta said “that’s just fine”!
Meta’s now chock-full of BS lines

Getting of Meta by a Schwein
Meta, dreaded Meta
Meta had better toe the line
Or bled to death’s Meta