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Song Parodies -> "Ain't She Meat?"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't She Sweet?"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ain't She Meat?"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I don't consider this a Beatle song, I remember my father playing it in dixieland bands. But that's what my Billboard hit book says.
Ain't she meat?
She is somethin' I can eat
Yes I ask you, Harry, in the butcher shop
Ain't she meat

Ain't she great?
Now I want her on my plate
Yes I ask you Mary, in the restaurant
Ain't she great

Just bring me cow
On a big platter
We want it now
Ain't getting fatter

Oh I repeat
We don't need no bread or beet
Now I ask you, Larry, as head waiter here
Bring us meat

Just bring that chow
Bring my wife May one
We want it now
And lots of A-1

Oh cain't be beat
They're delicious head to feet
Now I ask you, carry me out of here
I had meat
Mooooo.
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Johnny D - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm, jousting with Sir Loinbeefsteak, are ye, laddy ? 5's
2nz - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Finally, I know where the beef is now.
David Chrenko - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Meaty, Beaty, Big & Bouncy. I figured all this bull-slinging might steer you in the wrong direction, but I see you've hashed it out. Very phat. I lean towards a side of utterly juicy fives.
Laurence Dunne - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
555. I love my mad-cow disease tainted beef! Mad cow disease doesn't affect me because i'm from the planet Mars.
Peregrin - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job Rick, though I would consider it a Beatles song. It was released as Tony Sheridan & The Beatles I think, from their time in Hamburg. I think.......! Perhaps in this case, Hamburger.
Agrimorfee - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
The song was written in the 20s or 30s, credited to Milton Ager & Jack Yellin.
Bob Gomez - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Ate sheep meat/With mint jam it tastes so sweet/Yes, it's free of hormones, got no BCE/Ate sheep meat--Chow, Baby! d;:^)

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