-> "Cows Make Leather (A Note To Vegan Hypocrits)"
Original Song Title:
"Come Together"
Parody Song Title:
"Cows Make Leather (A Note To Vegan Hypocrits)"
The Lyrics
Here come some veegans
they dont eat any meat
They wear leather pants though
and they eat their veggies
they got boots up to their knees
They have gotta be-a jokin'
'cause its all plain to see
They keep those shoes shined
they have leather footballs
they hate us meat eaters
they got tuns of leather
they say, "I hate you, 'cause you eat meat"
But one thing I can tell 'em is that they're hypocrits
Cows make leather, and cows, do make meat
They eat their tofu
they are walrus savers
they got leather hand bags
they eat 'nimal crackers
They got cow skin below their knees
"do not hurt animals" you can hear all their pleads
Cows are leather, and cows, do make meat
They are real skinny
'cause they do not eat no meat
and they dont get protein
and they are all veegans
they just turn around, look down, and leave
got to be so skinny 'cause theyre so hard to see
Cows are leather, and cows, do make meat
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