Song Parodies -> "Lottery"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Lottery"

Parody Written by:

John C

The Lyrics

Remember, have fun and play the Lottery responsibly!

When I find I have no money
Scratchers tickets come to me
Offering big prizes
Lottery...
And on that ticket I won it
It is lots and lots of good money
I am very rich now
Lottery...

Lottery, lottery
Lottery, lottery
Scratch and instantly win
Lottery...

And when the lottery people
Play responsibly
Handing out tickets for birthday gifts
Lottery...

"Lucky 7's" is a winner
Won the jackpot, baby
I am very rich now
Lottery...

Lottery, lottery
Lottery, lottery
Let's hope you're very lucky
Lottery...
Lottery, lottery
Lottery, lottery
Scratch and instantly win
Lottery...

And when it's time for Xmas
"Ho Ho Dough" is good to me
You'll get lots of money
Lottery...
Walk in to the 7-11
You might become wealthy
If you hit the jackpot
Lottery...

Lottery, lottery
Lottery, lottery
Let's hope you're very lucky
Lottery...
Lottery, lottery
Lottery, lottery
Scratch and instantly win
Lottery...

ATTENTION: The author of this parody is not affiliated with the Lottery or any other gambling orginazation.

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Red Ant - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment

You had a one in 125 chance of getting a perfect score on this. ' John C scratches virtual lottery ticket...bingo, I won, a 555.' Yep 555 is your lucky number today.

MrMacphisto - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment

Now, if only my state would wake up and start one...

Red Ant - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment

WHAT!? You mean to tell me where you live you cannot even buy scratch tickets, let alone into a multi-million dollar lottery? Yeah, they need to wake up and smell the coffee ( money ).

Michael Pacholek - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

I gave you a 4, but if this is a true story, then you can buy all the 5-votes you want.

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