I won't kid you
Won't decieve you
Though it may be so.. hard to believe
Oh oh oh
Now don't get frantic
But it's gigantic

I've really got a mole on me
I've really got a mole on me, baby

I don't want to
Think it's famous
But it's so big, Doc
Named it Amos
Oh oh oh
They're writing songs now
So sing along now

( Join in, everybody )

He's really got a mole on him
He's really got a mole on him

I'll warn you, there isn't much I can do
And it's Growing, GROwing, GROWIng, GROWING!!!!!
Faster, Faster

I didn't want to
Give it away so
I've got some bids
Starting on e-Bay
Whoa whoa whoa
Big as my hand now
Top bids a grand now

I really sold the mole off me
I really sold the mole off me

I warned you there wasn't much I could do
So I sold it, sold it, sold it, sold it

I really sold the mole off me
I really sold the mole off me