-> "Defecate"
Original Song Title:
"Yesterday"
Parody Song Title:
"Defecate"
The Lyrics
Defecate - In your mouth and throat I'll feed you great
Foetid stinking logs of faecal shate
You swallow what I defecate
Excrement - Brown and rotting human stool is sent
'Cross the teeth you brush with Pepsodent
You swallow all my excrement
You eat all the shite my colon dumps on your plate
I'll grunt more and feed you what I will defecate
Defecate - What an honour to consume my waste
Savour every foetid faecal taste
Of the great shate I defecate
Now you swallow more and more of my foetid brown
Hold your breath so you don't smell it while it goes down
Defecate - Is a verb to which we all relate
The relief we feel is always great
When we pass pee and defecate
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