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Song Parodies -> "Salt And Peppered Homely Parts Of Man"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Salt And Peppered Homely Parts Of Man"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

it was plenty years ago, they say
since the donner party passed away
they were goin' conestoga style
but they never made the final mile
they say they were induced to chew
the fat from all their kinfolks' rears
salt and peppered homely parts of man

they salt and peppered homely parts of man
twas not a meal enjoyed, you know
salt and peppered homely parts of man
their passage had been blocked by snow
salt and peppered homely...
salt and peppered homely...
salt and peppered homely...parts...of...man

though terrible to eat them
they certainly got filled
twas such an ugly odd event
they made a steak from homely butts
of loved ones from back home

they got chilly in the cold and snow
and some froze to death, don't you know
and they knew they wouldn't last too long
and the fear of starvin' got too strong
and so they were induced to chew
the fat from all those chilly rears
salt and peppered homely parts of man
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AFW - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
No rump roast for me, thanks...but you set the table for fives...
Rick C - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Bravo, Alvin...5s I don't know how you came up with this idea but, it's very clever and well executed. Great wordplay and pacing.
Rex - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Never expected this from the title. Well done.
Leo Jay - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
"Chewed the fat" Hah! Excellent, as usual.
Adagio - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Am I the only one grossed out? :D It was still an unusual and funny topic.
alvin rhodes - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW rick rex leo and adagio for takin' a bite...uh...i mean a look
Kristof Robertson - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This is about the Donner Pass story, isn't it? A lovely icky history lesson.
MrMacphisto - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL... Alvin, you're the only guy I've ever seen mix morbidity and hilarity well. Good job...
Stuart McArthur - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
although they shamefully ate their compatriots, Alvin, at least they had condiments on hand - that would have eased the horror somewhat - and excellent pacing btw - 555
alvin rhodes - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks kristof , mr macphisto and stuart...i only wish i would have continued on and did "a litle flesh from my friends"
Paul Robinson - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Tough to savor the subject but not the treatment here...Tasty work...5's...yeah...should have segued into "a little flesh from my friends..." ~ ~ ~
Dominic L. - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
How'd you get the idea for the Donner Party? 5's
Johnny D - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Hannibal Lecter's Freudian Slip: "Now if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way...I'm having an old friend for Donner---er, I mean, dinner..."

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