Song Parodies -> "Breathalised"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Breathalised"

Parody Written by:

Will Bailey

The Lyrics

Breathalised
chrystals turning green before my eyes
I turned yellow as i realised
that I had just been breathalised
suddenly
there's a copper standing over me
I'd like to thump him but he's 6 ft 3
And I would like to stay alive.
I did something good and I know it was a beaut
When they pulled me in and i parked upon his boot, so gently
i was sick
when they took me down the local nick
Ive never seen a sergeant move so quick
but not as quick as i was sick
Analysed
50 mg per 100 ml
now they reckon im a mobile still
And i will soon be penalised

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MasonR - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment

I'll drink (but not drive) to that! 555

Red Ant - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment

The rhymes are off a bit, and you left out the second chorus, but pretty good, and an original topic for this song (which isn't easy to come by these days). 454.

gd - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment

hate to burst yr bubble but this song was written by seamus kennedy so please be like the rest of us and write your own !! next you'll be telling us you wrote "yesterday"

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