I am me as you and me as he can get
see how I sly around the bush
see how I rip you off
I'm lying
sitting on an a crowned lake
waiting fo the marble bench to arrive
anti-nation slang, dirty wetty matress
boy, you have a naughty women
she left you cold

i am the strink
they are the clients
i am the doctor
pay pay now pay

mr. real watermelon standing
cutie pie watermelons in a square
see how they screw like a wallstreet whore
see how they hump
im pimping x 3
orange liquid mercury passing thru a dead mans vein
slinkydough salesman
plain jurassic bee dress
lee you been a great general
but mills is in

i am the general
they are convoy
i shop at toys r us
good gumdrop

swimming in a lock ness lake
waiting for the man to arive with a gun
and if the gun don't come you get a bomb from the boy scout camp

i am the captain
they are the saltmen
i am the goal must
goo goo jjooab

experts may say this is the last verse
don't you start that crap
see how i dont care
see how i hide
salamander paradise
comming to you right
element I a wizzard kick your ass on out
man i should a took a photo

i am the crea
they are the random
i am done
bye bye

( talk show plays in backgound while chorus sing
red foam red phone wheres yours )