Song Parodies -> "A Little Help From Depends"

Original Song Title:

"A Little Help From My Friends"

Original Performer:

"A Little Help From Depends"

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The Lyrics

What would I do if I went out of tune
would my pants now be all stained with pee
and these diapers really help catch it all
and they make sure that my pants are clean

Ill get by with a little help from Depends
I wont die with a little help from Depends
Dont need to try with a little help from Depends

What do I do when the bowl is away
If it comes out when I am not home
What if I hold, but it doesnt stay
and my pants need changing because

Ill get by with a little help from Depends

Do you need to use the potty
I need to use the bathroom
I do need to use the potty
I want to use the bathroom

Would you believe that I cant go one night
without going and wetting my bed
But with Depends I can hold it in right
'till I wake up and it is morning

Ill get by with a little help from Depends

Do you need to use the potty
I need to use the bathroom
I do need to use the potty
I want to use the bathroom

Ill get by with a little help from Depends
I wont die with a little help from Depends
Dont need to try with a little help from Depends

MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Jeff Reuben - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment

This reminded me of a night when a local college bar offered quarter pitchers until you went to the bathroom for the first time (they put a bracelet on you at that time). Some guys got smart, wore depends to the bar, and drank cheap all night! Oh yeah, good song.

Mike Florio - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment

lol...thanks Jeff

Michael Pacholek - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment

The title alone was worth all 4s. May the fives be with you. Say, Mike, what you wearing tonight? "Depends." Depends on what? "No, Depends!" (old joke)

Johnny Pyro - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment

I think the title might of been better if it was: "I Stay Dry With A Little Help From Depends'

Dominic L. - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment

You know... I heard a parody an awful lot like this on the radio once...

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