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Song Parodies -> "Piece of Leather"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Piece of Leather"

Parody Written by:

adagio

The Lyrics

You tube version - Come Together
(Shoo!)

(Shoo!)

(Shoo!)

(Shoo!)


Here come new lap-dog
She run movin’ too quickly
She got boo boo eyeball
She done bowl me over
She got hair way down past her feet
Got to be a joker, she don’t do what I please.


(Cute!)

(Cute!)

(Cute!)

(Cute!)


We hear her do whine
She got plenty crank calls
She got monkey finger
She loot what not s’posedta
She say I know you, can’t catch me
This thing I will tell you is I want to be free.


Piece of leather
Poop now
Where I see.


(Poop!)


(Poop!)


(Poop!)


She wag production
She got mischief repute
She not bony but bored
She one fi-re cracker
She got feet reach above our knees
Hold you in her small teeth ’til you want a reprise.


Piece of leather
Poop now
Where I see!


(Psst!)


(Psst!)


(Psst!)


She has her paper
And get early warning
But got muddy water
She got outta kilter
She scratch one and one and one I see
Must be fine looking ‘cos I can’t see she.


Piece of leather
Poop now
Where I see.


(Psst!)


Piece of leather!
Piece of leather!

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alvin - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked "she loot what not s'posedta" and "hold you in her small teeth"
adagio - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin. This is one of the things I missed in my time-out, comments!! : )
MasonR - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Extra credit for working in the line "you can't catch me," which was the name of the Chuck Berry song John Lennon was ripping off when he wrote "Come Together" (he made amends by performing "You Can't Catch Me" in his Rock 'n Roll album. 555!
adagio - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks MasonR! : )
John Barry - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny, especially "wag production." Nice job on a tough tune to tangle.
LittleSheGot - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
nice Sir,. . . I like the rythym of the ~OS~ and puppy training is a lot of muddy water !! Try the cookie sheet w/newsPaper method.
adagio - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks John and shegot!
Peregrin - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Good work adagio, and also glad to see you back!
adagio - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pippin...I love being back.
Johnny D - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
The Beach Boys had THEIR "Pet Sounds" -- now YOU have YOURS! 555! ;-)
adagio - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey Johnny!....I'm glad you stopped by! Thanks! I DO like that song, plus I have a new puppy. who thinks I'm playing when I tell her to stop teething on me...lol. : )
adagio - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you 'Somebody' : )
Guy - April 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Pat - Forgive me for missing your encore to Amiright. I have been hijacked by pirates of the high C's of SW piracy and my PC was held ransom for several days. See my parody that should publish tomorrow for a complete explanation of my abrupt absence. This parody is primo. Everyone already commented on the lines that in my estimation were most perfecto and I echo their comments. Fine as gold to see you back here and off away from those prose (for the most part) bound patriots of PPP. Eztremely well done to a tune I have had a lot of fun with doing parody upon and you have shown me more humor to get out of this classic Beatles melody. Please write more - I think I speak for almost all that we are glad to see you back! And you can't do wrong with writing about pets. Loved every bit of it.

To M'lady, "LittleSheGot ", MiLady has unfortunately erred. Adagio is a she just like her wee pet canine. None the less an excellent writer is she. Hope you will continue to cheer her on as she writes more poetry - sometimes a bit off the chart but compelling just the same.
Guy - April 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Pat - Forgot to mention - hope you are enjoying your dog. My 3 border collies keep me well entertained and busy - they ar e high maintenance dogs but they seem to keep each other amused when the rest of the family is busy with their own affairs. Pets are great!
adagio - April 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot Guy! That's a very warm welcome back from you to a place that I belong. I had to banish the dog from the room in order to type. She actually kept hitting keys (the wrong ones). She's smart, but of course hit the keys accidentally right now. ; )
Guy - April 13, 2008 - Report this comment
My youngest Border Collie does the same thing but more times than not he hits things that almost and sometimes make sense, with some imagination. He does simular things with the TV remorte.
adagio - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
So you can really say " My dog types"....lol. I do know this type love attention and will get it anyway they can.
nally - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Just now checking this one out...it's a gem! Good job!!!
adagio - April 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff!

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