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Song Parodies -> "Polymar Can't"

Original Song Title:

"Polythene Pam"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Polymar Can't"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

For all you Hurricane Polymar fans out there!
Things Hurricane Polymar can't
Such as transforming into groovy hot pants
And turning into a bucket to store polymer clays
That's the stuff that Polymar can't
Yeah yeah yeah

He can't transform into a teenage gal
Making Polymar a disguising pal
He's only vehicle-friendly, so he could hardly
Morph into a sponge that cleans the kitchen grout
Yeah yeah yeah
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