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Song Parodies -> "Scrambled Eggs"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Scrambled Eggs"

Parody Written by:

Spock

The Lyrics

It's been done many times, I'm sure. I learned that the song Yesterday was originally called Scrambled Eggs by the band while they were writing it. Here is my rendition.
Scrambled eggs
Hold my gladness up like wooden pegs
Take my guava juice and lizard legs
But please don't take my scrambled eggs

Sausage links
Solid happiness is bite-sized chinks
Turning darkened brown and shades of pinks
Oh, happy, sizzling sausage links

Add some cumin spice
Also nice
With ground nutmeg
Chase the night away
Start each day
With scrambled eggs

Scrambled eggs
When the orange juice has turned to dregs
Take away the glass and rotting kegs
But please don't take my scrambled eggs
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Timmy1000 - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm getting hungry after reading this. Clever take; do you know what the original lyrics were to Scrambled Eggs?
Melanie Lee - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Cute! Serve me up a plate for $5.55! P.S. The security code for this entry is 8UP! I'll have some 8Up with those scrambled eggs, please!
Spock - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys! @Timmy: No, I don't. I didn't know there were any.
Fiddlegirl - August 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Though Turtocrates will be disappointed, I'll say this is one "eggs-cellent" parody! :D

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