Song Parodies -> "Yellow Listerine"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

"Yellow Listerine"

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The Lyrics

anyone else hate the taste of this stuff?

In the town, where I was born
lived my dentist, he was mean
'cause if he found, teeth weren't nice
He'd make me use Listerine
many nights, of gargling'
'till I thought my, teeth were clean
and I flinch at the bad taste
that is Yellow Listerine

I don't like using Yellow Listerine
Yellow Listerine, Yellow Listerine
I don't like using Yellow Listerine
Yellow Listerine, Yellow Listerine

waiting room, and I am bored
see the nurse open the door
says I got a cavity

I don't like using Yellow Listerine
Yellow Listerine, Yellow Listerine
I don't like using Yellow Listerine
Yellow Listerine, Yellow Listerine

says I've got, six cavities
and I never brush my teeth
Never do, my teeth are green
I need Yellow Listerine

I don't like using Yellow Listerine
Yellow Listerine, Yellow Listerine
I don't like using Yellow Listerine
Yellow Listerine, Yellow Listerine

MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Guy DiRito - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Good one Michael!

lebeiw15 - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Ditto... good pacing on this one.

AussieBullDog - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Nice work!

who? - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment

good pacing

Wild Man - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Ditto , Man Hate the crappy taste of yellow, it's like formaldahyde. The blue stuff tastes bearable though. Great job Mikey!

Mike Florio - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment

well thanks all for the good comments! Can you believe my dad loves the taste of this stuff, and gargles with it twice a day for like 2 minutes strait? Scary...

Claude Prez - July 22, 2003 - Report this comment

Great job Mike! Some nice rhymes.

Peregrin - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Good work Mikey - doesn't put me off any! ****

Johnny D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment

This is just plain GOOFY - and that's a GOOD thing!

ur lover - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment

oooohohhhhh mikey ths is so gooood! i luv u soooo much ur so hot! HURRAY! bye

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