-> "My Diet's Getting Better"
Original Song Title:
"Getting Better"
Parody Song Title:
"My Diet's Getting Better"
The Lyrics
My diet's better all the time
My gut used to be a sespool (it caused me pain)
The things that i ate weren't kool (bowel movement strain)
keeping my health down, packing on pounds
making me want to puke
My diet is getting better
A little better all the time (won't eat liverwurst)
My diet is getting better
It's better since veganism's been mine
I used to be a meat-eating man
Would eat it right out of a can
Vegans gave me the word I finally heard
Now i'm eating the best that I can
My diet is getting better
A little better all the time (won't eat liverwurst)
My diet is getting better
It's better since veganism's been mine
My diet is getting better all the time
My diet's better all the time, better, better, better
My diet's better all the time, better, better, better
I used to be cruel to my body
abused it and kept it apart from the foods that it needs
I was harming my spleen but now avoiding casein
And I'm eating the best that I can
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