Crawl and I sway, I resign, I'll eat swine with some wine
Health isn't right, I'm divine, build a shrine, so benign
Now a blight was a cleaving skit
Altar boys grieve a bit
Chumming is wrong and a crime
Maul, they don't pay, I resign.

I flee, see Rhine
I'm free, need stein
On brats, I dine
I'll spree, be fine.

I'll have some beer, I resign, in decline, I've no spine
Heaving from smears, by design, I recline, I'm supine
No more rites, no more praying sh*t
I'll just be spraying spit
Growing some tea leaves in brine
Call it a day, I resign.

I'll ski three times
I'll eat key lime
Wear tweed, not whine
I'll reek of pine.

Bawl as they cheer, I resign, give V sign, I tweet slime
Peeving my peers, I'll smoke twine, do a line, I'm inclined
No more smite if I stray a bit
Heaven is weighing it
Glowing, my halo will shine
I'll woo a wife, I resign.