-> "When I'm Re-assigned"
Original Song Title:
"When I'm 64"
Parody Song Title:
"When I'm Re-assigned"
The Lyrics
When I get older
Kids are all gone
Several years from now
Think I’ll start all over with a brand new life
Go from husband, now to a wife
If I’d come out in two thousand three
Would you still be mine
Will you still need me
Or will you flee me
When I’m re-assigned
You’ll be female too
But if you say the word
That could change for you
I could be handy mending a fuse
Next day not know how
You could knit a sweater by the fireside
Sex change comes, you’re fixing our ride
Doing the garden
Digging the weeds
That life’s quite the grind
Will you complete me
Or will you beat me
When I’m re-assigned
In the summer we can rent a cottage
On the Isle of Fire for a start my dear
Down in Cherry Grove (Down in Cherry Grove)
Come join this life with me
G L B and T
See me in post-op
Drop in some time
Let me hear from you
Indicate precisely if you mean to stay
I’m now Clementine by the way
We can go shopping
Try on new shoes
Enjoy a glass of wine
Will you be with me
Or are you history
When I’m re-assigned
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