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Song Parodies -> "Testicles"
Original Song Title:
"Yesterday"
Original Performer:
Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Testicles"
Parody Written by:
Phred Phlips
The Lyrics
The ancient Greek philosopher, Socrates is mostly known today through the writings of his student, Plato. Socrates also had a lesser-known student, Testicles (test-a-kleez) who was among the first to challenge the popular notion that the heart was the source of man's emotions and reasoning. He located the origins of thought and action a bit further down on the anatomical scale. Keep the pronunciation of his name in mind as you peruse these lyrics.
Testicles, not much bigger than the bite of fleas
Just about a foot above my knees
My tiny, little testicles
Hard to see, cursed with microglobularity
That is why I'm writing poetry
A football field was not for me
Why they failed to grow, I don't know, the doc can't say
And their buddy, Schlong, not too long, just shrinks away
Kills the buzz, I'm not half the man I thought I was
Like an unripe peach, bereft of fuzz
Sad life explained, it's all because
Guess they chose to hide, deep inside, from light of day
But when I sit down, they are never in the way
Testicles, source of ancient Greek philosophies
Most men today still think with these
Explains our personalities
Just about a foot above my knees
My tiny, little testicles
Hard to see, cursed with microglobularity
That is why I'm writing poetry
A football field was not for me
Why they failed to grow, I don't know, the doc can't say
And their buddy, Schlong, not too long, just shrinks away
Kills the buzz, I'm not half the man I thought I was
Like an unripe peach, bereft of fuzz
Sad life explained, it's all because
Guess they chose to hide, deep inside, from light of day
But when I sit down, they are never in the way
Testicles, source of ancient Greek philosophies
Most men today still think with these
Explains our personalities
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Very good. You have microgonadia and so you qualify for food stamps, health care subsidies, tax loopholes, exemption from jock itch, and a lifetime supply of penile enhancement products, supplied by kind strangers, in the absence of a collectivist government for preventing Social Darwinism from destroying you. 5s.
Not sure about the pacing, but the word choices and rhyming schemes were very clever.
^ Warren I read along to the original song and I can assure you the pacing was fine! 5's
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