-> "I Am The Balrog"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"I Am The Walrus"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"I Am The Balrog"
				Parody Written by: 
Frodo Baggins
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			I am the one who gets Elves done, I'm Morgoth's master slayer 
See how they die with one single try, see how they die
I'm sneering 
Standing on an Elf ruin - waiting for the Noldor come
flaming sword and fire scourge, nothing can resist them
Man, you are a weakling
now I'm gonna whack you all down
I am the slayer
They are the victims
I am the Balrog! 
(Screw Elbereth!)
Gondolin city watchmen sitting, pretty little high elves in a row
See how they fly like soot in the sky 
See how they run 
I'm smiling
I'm smiling, I'm smiling 
Red matter brain mass - dripping from a dead elf's eye 
Man and Elf together fighting for their last stand
Man you have no armour
Elf you let your shield go down
I am the slayer
They are the victims 
I am the Balrog! 
(Screw Elbereth!)
Sitting in an Elvish garden 
slaying everyone
If the guard don't come you get a hit
from standing in scourge's way
I am the slayer
They are the victims 
I am the Balrog!
(Screw Elbereth!)
Gandalf, Saruman, wise-ass wizards
don't you think the Balrog laughs at you?
See how they're scared like sheep in a herd 
See how they fear 
I'm flaming!
Aragorn the Strider
clinging at the Khazad-dum
Pathetic hobbits running like rabbits
Man, you should have seen them defending
bridge of Moria
I am the slayer
They are the victims 
I am the Balrog!
(Screw Elbereth!)
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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