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Song Parodies -> "Employees, Wash Your Hands"

Original Song Title:

"I want to Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Employees, Wash Your Hands"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I'm sort of back now and then
Yeah, poo, is that something
The health board cracks down on
So you- be-e-est be real care-ar-ful
When you go use the can......
Employees, wash your ha-a-a-a-a-a-ands
Employees wash your hands

Oh plea-e-ease when you pee-ee-ee
And go and touch your gland
Just plea-e-ease clean for me-ee-ee
And go and scrub your hands
Employees, wash your ha-a-a-a-a-a-ands
Employees wash your hands

And when you touch things that are crappy
From turds
Use soap and water or some gloves
Afterwards, afterwards, afterwards

When you’or-or-ore..in there dumpin’
Remember there’s a plan
It’s wri-i-ten by the mirror
It says go wash your hands
Employees, wash your ha-a-a-a-a-a-ands
Employees wash your hands
Employees wash your ha-a-a-a-a-a-ands
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Callmelennie - September 29, 2016 - Report this comment
She loves this, yeah, yeah, yeah! ...... And with a song like this, you know you should get fives
Jonathan - September 29, 2016 - Report this comment
good clean fun! 5's
Lucy Lement - September 30, 2016 - Report this comment
I really enjoyed this! Would love to hear your song playing through the speakers in some restaurant and other public restrooms.

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