Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Elfin Or Pygmy?"
Original Song Title:
"Eleanor Rigby"
Original Performer:
Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Elfin Or Pygmy?"
Parody Written by:
'n Old Dump Rat
The Lyrics
Wow! Look at hyper-oglin' peepin'
Wow! Looks like those peepers won't keep in
"Elfin" or "pygmy" to call this guy who besmirches the work he demeans?
Keeps his sheets clean
Maybe the nick's "gnome", apposite also is "troll with a face trolls adore
Hard to keep score
Taller are true people of which he is not one
Smaller than true people is he, about 4' 1".
Fatuous frenzy heard in the words that he burbles and some yearn to hear
Meaning is clear
Look at him smirking, smarmy when frocked in his garment that once no one dared
Anymore wear
Taller are true people of which he is not one
Smaller than true people is this homunculum
Wow! Look at hyper-oglin' peepin'
Wow! Looks like those peepers won't keep in
Elf/troll/gnome/pygmy, eyes overwork and they bulge as he strains to contain
In their domain
Phantasm-frenzied, how that must hurt, the near burst from the orbs' nursing caves
Looks rather grave
Falling down, those peepers
(Wow! Look at hyper-oglin' peepin')
It appears out they come
Bawling are those peepers
(Now, look at cryin'-moistened peepers)
When questions have begun
Wow! Looks like those peepers won't keep in
"Elfin" or "pygmy" to call this guy who besmirches the work he demeans?
Keeps his sheets clean
Maybe the nick's "gnome", apposite also is "troll with a face trolls adore
Hard to keep score
Taller are true people of which he is not one
Smaller than true people is he, about 4' 1".
Fatuous frenzy heard in the words that he burbles and some yearn to hear
Meaning is clear
Look at him smirking, smarmy when frocked in his garment that once no one dared
Anymore wear
Taller are true people of which he is not one
Smaller than true people is this homunculum
Wow! Look at hyper-oglin' peepin'
Wow! Looks like those peepers won't keep in
Elf/troll/gnome/pygmy, eyes overwork and they bulge as he strains to contain
In their domain
Phantasm-frenzied, how that must hurt, the near burst from the orbs' nursing caves
Looks rather grave
Falling down, those peepers
(Wow! Look at hyper-oglin' peepin')
It appears out they come
Bawling are those peepers
(Now, look at cryin'-moistened peepers)
When questions have begun
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
Maybe it's Yoda?:) Very creative, great subbing everywhere.
This was a clever song
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/beatles853.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 786
![Revolver [UK]](http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002UAR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)