Song Parodies -> "Tick On Her Thigh"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket To Ride"

Original Performer:

"Tick On Her Thigh"

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The Lyrics

about the lone star tick which causes meat allergies

You know, i’m no longer sad,
No, not today, yeah.
My girl who loved steak so bad
Now lives the vegan way.
When she got a tick on her thigh,
It made her wonder if she got lyme,
But she’s now allergic to meat,
She went vegan, yeah!
She said that eating meat
would bring her down yeah.
She can never be healthy
If meat is around.
When she got a tick on her thigh,
It made her wonder if she got lyme,
But she’s now allergic to meat,
She went vegan, yeah!
Veganism has her ridin' so high,
It made her think twice,
It makes her live healthfully.
To meat she got to saying goodbye,
It made her think twice,
It makes her live ethically.
You know, i’m no longer sad,
No, not today, yeah.
My girl who used to chomp on shad
Now lives the vegan way.
When she got a tick on her thigh,
It made her wonder if she got lyme,
But she’s now allergic to meat,
She went vegan, yeah!
Veganism has her ridin' so high,
It made her think twice,
It makes her live healthfully.
To meat she got to saying goodbye,
It made her think twice,
It makes her live ethically.
She said that dining on meat
would bring her down yeah.
She can never be healthy
If meat is around.
When she got a tick on her thigh,
It made her wonder if she got lyme,
But she’s now allergic to meat,
She went vegan, yeah!
My baby’s vegan, yeah! (4x)

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Carny - August 08, 2018 - Report this comment

Needs meat 🍖

Peter Andersson - August 08, 2018 - Report this comment

Good news indeed. The meat industry now has to start funding the search for a cure, and once that has arrived (shouldn't take to long) the scientific findings will next be used to create a secondary pill/vaccine to cure the rest of vegans and turn them into healthy meat lovers. Now why would a vegan like you take such a pill you wonder. It's not like you'll get a choice. Beware that strange looking bean in your company picnic beansallad if your coworkers hate your preaching...

Moo - August 08, 2018 - Report this comment

🐄🐄🐄🔪🔪🔪🍽🍽🍽

Agrimorfee - August 08, 2018 - Report this comment

clever. (trying to be helpful here--Stanza breaks makes reading things easier.)

Jonathan Spurlock - August 09, 2018 - Report this comment

Nice effort.

Last Laugh - August 09, 2018 - Report this comment

Coming soon: meat-injected vegetables!

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