Song Parodies -> "Rudy Is A Spy For Ivan"

Original Song Title:

"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"

Original Performer:

"Rudy Is A Spy For Ivan"

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The Lyrics

Picture a troll who is set all aquiver
At autocracy and farming of lies
The Kremlin calls him and tells him get going
And use some of his crooked guys

Sellin' his services to Vladimir
Was a main thought in his head
“America's Mayor” was once his disguise
Now that's gone

Rudy is a spy for Ivan……………..

All his treachery forms a fecal mountain
This shocking whore-creep seeks mostly money's prize
No government oversight, so his powers
Are unchecked as he slithers by

Newspapers fact-check and find more and more
Sleazy deeds done every day
But William Barr's part of the crooked crowd
Law is gone

Rudy is a spy for Ivan………………

Pimping for gelt is Rudy's main vocation
Along with his working for Russia's close ties
Butt-ugly is Rudy's fast-growing turd pile
A guy with bulge-wide-from head eyes

Rudy is a spy for Ivan……………….

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Patrick - January 28, 2020 - Report this comment

A bit scatalogical for my tastes, but that seems to be how people write these days. There is no reason not to spell out the whole chorus, that would make it much easier to read, and to try to match the sound in my head.

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