For the benefit of Mr. Grupp
I'll be peeing in a cup at his behest
The policy may seem severe
But everybody's whiz must clear a random test
It seems like a rights violation
And certainly the check-ups aren't cheap
But it's up to Mr. Grupp to foot the bill

The venerated Mr. G.
Views the results with ghoulish glee
We can't relax
For all of us in corporate sales
Know anyone who's test he fails will get the ax
And after what seems endless hours
He turns to give his employees a "thumbs up"
Mr. G says we're free to go back to work!

The work shift ends at ten to five
We're glad today we did survive
The pee exam
Tonight we'll all go out and drink
And pretty soon we'll never think
To give a damn
We're glad he doesn't check for liquor
Or jobless lines are guaranteed for all
And our cup is for Grupp who's paying the bill