Rivulets run down the puss of this dipshit
On his pan it streams, before it might dry
Mug is appalling, down sideburns it's flowing
A swirl that's as brown as his eyes

Sallow-faced flunkey with yellow-brown streams
Drowning his poo-polished head
Crooked his scourge in a monster disguise
Make him gone!!

Rudy's poo polish isn't dryin'………

Waterfalls downs, a feces-streaming fountain
This crock o' shit creep'll speak manifest lies
Rotten and vile is this dimwit that glowers
Dolt can't "opacity" define

Stooge nature captured, a festering sore
Crazy in shithouse rat way
Slimy spritz crack, his head up in the brown
Colon spawn

Rudy is a vile slug that's slimin'……..

Ick! on his pelt makes a brown inundation
The rancid streams pouring past length of his tie
Soddenly this bum is a melting turd pile
That swirls when calor count is high

Rudy's poo polish isn't dryin'
Rudy mops it before it's rimin'
Rudy is a vile slug that's slimin'