THE TWO-FACED CHEATING TOAD

The two-faced cheating toad,
Who came to your door,
He ran off with your wife,
I've seen it all before.
He's sabotaged your life;
Gone for evermore.

The lousy, mindless cheat,
He took my wife too.
It happened just last year,
I didn't know what to do.
I sat and shed a tear,
How could she be untrue?

I had thought he was a friend
Who liked our company.
But what he did in the end
Was quite a shock to me.

The two-faced cheating toad,
He took both our wives.
He couldn't give a damn,
He's ruined both our lives.
My world is now a sham;
Left here on my own.

That two-faced cheating toad,
He took both our wives.
He couldn't give a damn,
He's ruined both our lives.
My world is now a sham;
Left here on my own.

The two-faced cheating toad...