Song Parodies -> "The Pee Pees: “Drink Away”"

Original Song Title:

"Holiday"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"The Pee Pees: “Drink Away”"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

This is a follow-up to my recent parody about the guy I read about who promotes urine drinking as a “natural” health habit. I wonder how long it will be before Robert F. Kennedy Jr. brings him on as an advisor.

If you’re sick, drink away
And you’ll be okay
Gold goodness, drink away
You will be okay

Though it’s an acquired taste
You should try it now, poste haste
If not, then you’ll fall apart
Ailing heart, just the start

Ooh, it’s like liquid gold
Let it sit till it’s three months old
You shouldn’t mind the smell
It will purify you so well

Splash in your eyes, you’ll see
Though now you’re nearly blind
20/20 soon, trust me
What a find, what a find

Pee pee pee pee pee pee
Pee pee pee pee pee, pee pee
Pee pee pee pee pee pee
Pee pee pee pee pee, pee pee

It’s great for anxiety
And helps you to unwind
You should try it soon, trust me
What a find, what a find

If you’re sick, drink away
And you’ll be okay
Chug it the rectal way
Everyday and you’ll be okay

Though it’s an acquired taste
You should try it now, poste haste
If not, then you’ll just grow old
Weak and old, with no gold

Pee pee pee pee pee pee
Pee pee pee pee pee, pee pee
Pee pee pee pee pee pee
Pee pee pee pee pee, pee pee

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