The Harlem Snuffle

There is a nose in Spanish Harlem.
A big red nose in Spanish Harlem.
It is a special one, its been out in the sun,
it sneezes then it starts to run and it just keeps on streaming
I try to be discrete
when it starts to excrete
but there's no redeeming.

There is a nose in Spanish Harlem.
A big red nose in Spanish Harlem.
I'd need a toilet roll to keep it in control
I see that dire stare and know that on the whole I have to beg your pardon.
I like to pick that nose
when it no longer flows
and starts to harden.