-> "Killing Children"
Original Song Title:
"Little Children"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Killing Children"
The Lyrics
Killing children is what this hell-sent fella is likely to do
Killing children, this hell-sent fella's only out for his own good
He'd like to lead 'em to the slaughter
It's become pretty easy to see
Only one cared for is he
"Must open up the school day"!
Bring in children, get 'em together inside
And pack 'em in
They need schoolin', OK, some of them will have died
But that's the breaks
He's being aided by his stoogie
His whore who just wants to privatize
While putting dead kids on ice
(The ones that ain't iced by ICE)
They could be killing your sister
Who might first give it to Dad
Who in turn gives it to Mother
But perpetraitors ain't sad
There'll be some permanent naps
Little children are gonna go bye-bye
Those two don't care at all
Killing children is their thing, infanticide
They just don't care
Their only interest is getting wealthy
Couldn't care less if kids are healthy
Screw little children, their view
Two clowns are perfectly happy to cut down
Little children, adieu
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 1.8 | |
How Funny: | 1.8 | |
Overall Rating: | 1.8 | |
|
Total Votes: | 16 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 13 | |
| 13 | |
| 13 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 3 | |
| 3 | |
| 3 | |
|